Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
it's great music for shaving your balls
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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