The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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