Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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