Betty ford says i'm here all night
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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