There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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