me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
