but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I think I just sharted jello shots
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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