I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
