It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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