I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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