in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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