I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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