we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
