in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Randomize
