why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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