Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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