i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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