Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
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