I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
cat food counts as protein by the way
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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