yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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