just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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