Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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