yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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