Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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