I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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