The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
