so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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