I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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