So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Someone shattered a urinal.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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