Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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