is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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