a queef is a wish your heart makes.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
tell me about the fingering
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