Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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