Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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