forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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