I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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