you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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