yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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