Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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