How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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