brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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