were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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