that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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