just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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