Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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