how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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