So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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