it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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