the new term for farting is butt boxing.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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