Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize