sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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