Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
All I want is dick and wine.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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