porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Panties = found
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