Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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